fiction is lying.

I have a continuation of the old show now. It’s called the fiction is lying Liecast Music Hour, and it’s coming to you in v0 quality thanks to the lame internet. Put it on your mp3 player because you can because it’s the future.

…in which is discussed what I’ve been doing since the last show, and focusing on what I’ve been listening to since the last show Also I talk about making videos; that seems a little recursive or regressive or something.

Slight format change warning: this show is more songs than the old show, but I definitely talk my face off as well. It is a damn music hour with me by the fireplace. And that one song is not really from anytime near when I was sick; I was just listening to it around then (obvious).

We don’t have a fireplace anymore. We have slugs, but haha no sales tax so fuck you slugs I have 7% more money now!

I have tagged or categorized it (I don’t even know how this shit works at this point) according to content. Song list coming soon.

You can decide something this November. You will decide something this November. You will determine in a voting booth something that is more important than I could express in common internet folk-speak. This is a very crucial moment.

Rarely do Americans really get a chance to make a difference. Rarely do we have a time in history when Rome is so on fire that even the firemen can’t go in to save it because they don’t have health insurance. You can help save a fireman and change the world. This year you have a voice, and an important choice.

Previously, people didn’t listen to me. Look what has happened. Our financial markets are in ruin while a profiteer’s war rages on. Millions go without the basic tenets intended to make life in the United States fair and balanced. This is serious. It is up to you to save the world, country, and more. Don’t let me down again. We can do it together.

This November, if Barack Obama is elected to be president, I will redesign this website.

Seriously. Save that fireman.

(It should be noted that the last presidential election killed this website.)

I have updated my sig to increase heavy webs traffic. Tubes be slightly lubed and warmed and damned. Click it to see the not-crushed-by-wordpress sized image.

This will increase immediate revenue streams, which should offset the recent effects on the household of the current mortgage crisis and stumpfucking recession.

Not really. This is not-for-profit. Also, the website just got vandalized back to normal. Graphs were taking nosedives.

fiction is lying is entirely about pornography,

according to Google.

10% of searches that lead to this site: “judy nails porn.” Before now, this phrase did not exist on this site. This is a real statistic, and is actually precisely 10.6%. Judy Nails is a Guitar Hero character. Come on people.

How did you find this site? How do you read it now (if the answer is livejournal, feel free to shame my by replying there)?

Here’s some of my favorite referencing searches, all real:

• 5.96%: what life doth - Xavier: Angel Renegade.
• 2.65%: what doth life - Xavier: Renegade Angel.
• 1.32%: carl brutananadilewski - wow, who knows how to spell it?
• 1.32%: meatwad does crack - bit of a theme here.
• 0.66%: adult swim ron paul - ha!
• 0.66%: current events of lying in advertisement - on topic!
• 0.66%: explain oink waffle joke - sadface!
• 0.66%: explain xavier renegade angel - two words: hilariousface conundrummer prototard.
• 0.66%: judy nails hot - come on guys.
• 0.66%: reznor ron paul - ha!
• 0.66%: the year rap was rock - very funny.

An overwhelming number of Xavier: Renegade Angel searches lead to this site, so I will continue to discuss both it and the rest of pffr’s crap, as well as anything I find that is as sharply ludicrous as Wonder Showzen and the like.

It’s good to see that search engines tend to bring people to this site that might actually want to see it.