fiction is lying.

Watch Me Eat #201: Beanee Weenee

Chester — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:23:34 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

fiction is lying songs hours – Episode 002.

Chester — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:25:21 +0000

It’s been about ten months, but I made another radio-type show for your songs-hearing enjoymentification. It’s about an hour, so perfect for that walk to work or that walk workout or that walk at work.

The last show was last year, so it’s been a long time coming, and as such briefly discussed is the uneventfulness of this year.

Download this show here.

I’d include a player here, but I can’t seem to find any on hand that aren’t complete pieces of shit that lack volume control. You can stream this if you’re subscribed to this site in the google reader, though.

This show was brought to you by beer. Thanks for listening and all that bullshit.

Watch Me Eat #12 – Big Mac.

Chester — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:25:08 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory.

untitled.

Chester — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:50:55 +0000

Watch Me Eat #11: Polish Sausage, Sauerkraut.

Chester — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:36:26 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #10: Beefaroni.

Chester — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:08:22 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory.

Oregon Daytripping.

Chester — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:41:19 +0000

More to come.

Watch Me Eat #9: Chocolate Bunny.

Chester — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:24:34 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #8: Le Croissant.

Chester — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:24:40 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory.

The Realistic Color Organ.

Chester — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:23:43 +0000

I have a box that does a special thing when you talk to it.

It’s powered by magic.

I knew the Argentinian pipesman would come up again.

Chester — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:25:28 +0000

This dude has been found by the aggregation websites. The more retarded among them think this man makes fetish videos. This is not devotion to a fetish, but to serious comedy:

Suppose for one second that he was actually making these videos for fetish purposes; do you know of any porn stars that work that much? Know anyone that smokes that much? He hasn’t even been a youtube member for one year. That means he’s making 20 or more videos per day. To suffer the annoyances of youtube through even 100 videos shows dedication; to have created thousands of videos is on the level of something that happens only in William Gibson novels.

He subscribed to my youtube channel a few months ago. His videos are endless and hilarious and mysterious. I didn’t say anything until now because I thought it was a weird dream I had.

He’s one of today’s most viewed comedians on the site now.

On a mental fucking vacation.

Chester — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:49:14 +0000

Obligatory hyperfrequent hiatus notice.

Be back when I care. Making videos in the meantime, and be sure to check me out on twitter.

Watch Me Eat #7: Advent Calendar Christmas Special

Chester — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:51:44 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Happy whatever.

Show and tell video: 50+ things.

Chester — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:20:24 +0000

Here is a video about shit I have laying around that I like:

The Pez painting is 19:1 scale.

Watch Me Eat #6 – Thanksgiving Special

Chester — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:31:22 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory:

Happy whatever.

How to make gougères.

Chester — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:44:33 +0000

We teamed up to make a video showing how to make this cheese pastry thing. I shot and edited it, but my girl gets all the credit for it being great.

Here is her page about it and the recipe and all that. Blah blah good Thanksgiving etc.

Watch Me Eat #5: Wendy’s Baconator.

Chester — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:26:45 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Heavy tourism on a nice Oregon Trail Sunday.

Chester — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:14:36 +0000

Today we went to Multnomah Falls at Columbia Gorge to get our cameras really wet.

More later.

Armor +1 +2 clusters.

Chester — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:33:54 +0000

This is all I’ve been saying.

Chester — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:06:15 +0000

It’s worse than ever, explaining this:

Here’s hoping for humanity.