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Watch Me Eat #203: Poppers.

Chester — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:09:15 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #202: Oranges.

Chester — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:49:07 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #201: Beanee Weenee

Chester — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:23:34 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #12 – Big Mac.

Chester — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:25:08 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #11: Polish Sausage, Sauerkraut.

Chester — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:36:26 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #10: Beefaroni.

Chester — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:08:22 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #9: Chocolate Bunny.

Chester — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:24:34 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #8: Le Croissant.

Chester — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:24:40 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory.

The Realistic Color Organ.

Chester — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:23:43 +0000

I have a box that does a special thing when you talk to it.

It’s powered by magic.

I knew the Argentinian pipesman would come up again.

Chester — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:25:28 +0000

This dude has been found by the aggregation websites. The more retarded among them think this man makes fetish videos. This is not devotion to a fetish, but to serious comedy:

Suppose for one second that he was actually making these videos for fetish purposes; do you know of any porn stars that work that much? Know anyone that smokes that much? He hasn’t even been a youtube member for one year. That means he’s making 20 or more videos per day. To suffer the annoyances of youtube through even 100 videos shows dedication; to have created thousands of videos is on the level of something that happens only in William Gibson novels.

He subscribed to my youtube channel a few months ago. His videos are endless and hilarious and mysterious. I didn’t say anything until now because I thought it was a weird dream I had.

He’s one of today’s most viewed comedians on the site now.

Watch Me Eat #7: Advent Calendar Christmas Special

Chester — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:51:44 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Happy whatever.

Show and tell video: 50+ things.

Chester — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 11:20:24 +0000

Here is a video about shit I have laying around that I like:

The Pez painting is 19:1 scale.

Watch Me Eat #6 – Thanksgiving Special

Chester — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:31:22 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory:

Happy whatever.

How to make gougères.

Chester — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:44:33 +0000

We teamed up to make a video showing how to make this cheese pastry thing. I shot and edited it, but my girl gets all the credit for it being great.

Here is her page about it and the recipe and all that. Blah blah good Thanksgiving etc.

Watch Me Eat #5: Wendy’s Baconator.

Chester — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:26:45 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

This is all I’ve been saying.

Chester — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:06:15 +0000

It’s worse than ever, explaining this:

Here’s hoping for humanity.

MTV is still trying.

Chester — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:18:32 +0000

After years of destroying its own reputation as a television station that shows music videos, MTV is trying to redeem itself in part by putting on the internet what it should not have ever removed from its television station. The video archive seems to be succeeding.

How far we’ve fallen. What was lost in MTV’s destruction will never be completely explained or retrieved. It’s sad, but at least we now have these things to take us back to those innocent times. It is still pathetic, however, that a Britney Spears video is the most viewed on this site. Have some fucking decency, people.

Now, if it were only possible to resurrect the golden age of animation…

Voting for Obama in Oregon on Halloween.

Chester — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:46:19 +0000

I fell down the stairs.

I had my ballot double-checked by a clean, sober me. It was right!

Watch Me Eat #4: Malaysian Crackers.

Chester — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:38:44 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory.

This says without going.

Chester — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:36:52 +0000

More profound small statements here.