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	<title>fiction is lying. &#187; porn</title>
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		<title>Is America Addicted to Porn? Serious news.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ABC decided it was an American political emergency to have a seriously straight-faced debate between Ron Jeremy and other people about pornography. It&#8217;s great, but good luck getting the goddamn video to work. Concerning the video player embedded on the ABCNews site which featured these Frontline episode videos, I was quoted in the New York [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ABC decided it was an American political emergency to have a seriously straight-faced debate between Ron Jeremy and other people about pornography. It&#8217;s great, but good luck getting the goddamn video to work. Concerning the video player embedded on the ABCNews site which featured these Frontline episode videos, I <a href="http://twitter.com/sarcasmosis/statuses/765192157">was quoted in the New York Times</a> as saying:<br />
<blockquote>&#8220;This ABC news embedded video player is the worst thing technology has ever produced. It just plain doesn&#8217;t work. At all. With any browser.&#8221; Holy fuck what a piece of shit. </p>
<p>I hate this thing, and I can&#8217;t believe that it&#8217;s the year 2008 and we are seriously in a desert war and there exist streaming video players on major media outlets owned by ABC that do not work with even the lowest brow of world wide web browser such as Internet Explorer, which most consider the retard idiot&#8217;s baby cousin of browsers.</p>
<p>But god damn is it hilarious to watch a guy that went from a pornography production addiction to god. Porn groupies disguised as neo-religicons. It&#8217;s genius.</p></blockquote>
<p>I am not even going to bother trying to embed it, so here&#8217;s <a href="http://www.abcnews.go.com/Nightline/FaceOff/">a fancy old-fashioned link</a> because no one reads this anyway.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s seriously pretty good. I love watching new-generation Christians squirm. They&#8217;re so soft! It&#8217;s always great to see the germination of an era of lazy psychology <em>and</em> insane religion <strong>combined</strong>. Ron Jeremy basically skull fucks their arguments.</p>
<p>Then the audience bends them over in barely-legal rough college co-ed tradition.</p>
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		<title>Search engine manipulation.</title>
		<link>http://www.fictionislying.com/2007/12/17/search-engine-manipulation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[fiction is lying is entirely about pornography,

according to Google.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.fictionislying.com">fiction is lying</a> is entirely about <a href="http://www.fictionislying.com/category/porn/">pornography</a>,</p>
<p><a href="http://www.google.com/search?num=50&#038;hl=en&#038;c2coff=1&#038;safe=off&#038;q=fiction+is+lying+porn&#038;btnG=Search"><img src="http://www.fictionislying.com/imagio/fictionporn.gif" alt="This site is entirely about pornography." /></p>
<p>according to Google</a>.</p>
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		<title>omg hot pic of asia carrera work safe!</title>
		<link>http://www.fictionislying.com/2007/12/12/omg-hot-pic-of-asia-carrera-work-safe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[srsly u guys

not a needle/haystack type thing
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>srsly u guys</p>
<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L3BuvYtp7qs&#038;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L3BuvYtp7qs&#038;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
<p>not a needle/haystack type thing</p>
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		<title>Ripoff Report&#8230;and porn.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I often talk about how there are more people out there that are not happy consumers than is obvious. I am interested in the horrible things companies do to people because I want to see how far it will go before something fundamental changes or someone gets shot in the face. 
This website seems to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I often talk about how there are more people out there that are not happy consumers than is obvious. I am interested in the horrible things companies do to people because I want to see how far it will go before something fundamental changes or someone gets shot in the face. </p>
<p>This website seems to help. It&#8217;s a consumer advocacy site, with many rumors about it afloat, called <a href="http://ripoffreport.com/">Ripoff Report</a> and anyone can submit (and any company can refute) reports of low-level fraud, corporate horseshit, etc. </p>
<p><a href="http://ripoffreport.com/wantToSueRipoffReport.asp">No report is ever removed. No company has ever successfully sued the site</a>. No one writing this article checked any facts in reference to this (possibly a future project to be undertaken at a later, more verbose, date).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s&#8230;girthful. People are <strong><a href="http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/0/138/RipOff0138027.htm#196818">pissed</a></strong>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youporn.com">Oh and this website has all kinds of porn you&#8217;d probably recognize, viewable much like youtube</a>.</p>
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		<title>Racist Porn Star Apologizes.</title>
		<link>http://www.fictionislying.com/2007/10/26/onion-video-use-of-n-word-may-end-porn-stars-career/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How much shame do you deal with on a daily basis?  

This is a growing problem in this country, and nsfw if you&#8217;re gay.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How much shame do you deal with on a daily basis?  </p>
<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/67737/video&#038;autostart=false&#038;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/RACIST_PORN.jpg&#038;bufferlength=3&#038;embedded=true&#038;title=Use%20Of%20%27N-Word%27%20May%20End%20Porn%20Star%27s%20Career"></embed><br />
<br />This is a growing problem in this country, and nsfw if you&#8217;re gay.</p>
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