Saturday, March 1st, 2008
ABC decided it was an American political emergency to have a seriously straight-faced debate between Ron Jeremy and other people about pornography. It’s great, but good luck getting the goddamn video to work. Concerning the video player embedded on the ABCNews site which featured these Frontline episode videos, I was quoted in the New York Times as saying:
“This ABC news embedded video player is the worst thing technology has ever produced. It just plain doesn’t work. At all. With any browser.” Holy fuck what a piece of shit.
I hate this thing, and I can’t believe that it’s the year 2008 and we are seriously in a desert war and there exist streaming video players on major media outlets owned by ABC that do not work with even the lowest brow of world wide web browser such as Internet Explorer, which most consider the retard idiot’s baby cousin of browsers.
But god damn is it hilarious to watch a guy that went from a pornography production addiction to god. Porn groupies disguised as neo-religicons. It’s genius.
I am not even going to bother trying to embed it, so here’s a fancy old-fashioned link because no one reads this anyway.
It’s seriously pretty good. I love watching new-generation Christians squirm. They’re so soft! It’s always great to see the germination of an era of lazy psychology and insane religion combined. Ron Jeremy basically skull fucks their arguments.
Then the audience bends them over in barely-legal rough college co-ed tradition.
Tags: abcnews, face-off, nightline, porn, ron jeremy, video
Posted in awesome, corporate, federal, porn, potlikking, psych, random, religino, s3x, skull fucking, tv, video, www | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Tags: 1. the machine IS god, 2. long live the new flesh.
Posted in annoying embedded video, hilarious, list, philos, porn, religino, satan, scientifical, skepticism, up, video, www, zen | No Comments »
Monday, October 29th, 2007
I often talk about how there are more people out there that are not happy consumers than is obvious. I am interested in the horrible things companies do to people because I want to see how far it will go before something fundamental changes or someone gets shot in the face.
This website seems to help. It’s a consumer advocacy site, with many rumors about it afloat, called Ripoff Report and anyone can submit (and any company can refute) reports of low-level fraud, corporate horseshit, etc.
No report is ever removed. No company has ever successfully sued the site. No one writing this article checked any facts in reference to this (possibly a future project to be undertaken at a later, more verbose, date).
It’s…girthful. People are pissed.
Oh and this website has all kinds of porn you’d probably recognize, viewable much like youtube.
Tags: bullshit, consumer advocacy, consumers, corporations, fact-checking, girthful, porn, ripoff report, ripoffs, tags, video, wal-mart, youporn, youtube
Posted in corporate, dramatick, money, porn, rantastic, s3x, skepticism, video, wood, www, your mom | No Comments »
Friday, October 26th, 2007
How much shame do you deal with on a daily basis?
This is a growing problem in this country, and nsfw if you’re gay.
Tags: nsfw, porn, racism, the onion, video
Posted in annoying embedded video, non sequitur, porn, www | 8 Comments »
