fiction is lying.

If my homie had not pointed it out, I wouldn’t have realized what was happening to my body.

Roid rage. I’m going to fucking kill you.

Not really. I can barely move, but hey if I don’t got the shakes like two hula dancers fucking.

Very sick. Headed to bettertown.

Fever-headed craziness.

Birthday was was Tuesday the 12th (Abraham Lincoln jokes; hat-tip Obama landslides). It was nice and I wasn’t sick yet. Goodness rained on my head and I am grateful.

But now yes sick days. Sweat it out.

SERIOUS PROBLEM, Atlanta area child has melted eye from internet video unusable stupidity.

twitter: “CNN’s eye-melting white video site with the wrong-aspect video is fucking horrible.”

White background melts eyes. Also the aspect ratio of the video is incorrect (is stretching fullscreen video in a widescreen player). Please change background to gray or other darker neutral color, replace player with standard “fullscreen” player, and promptly ship replacement eyes. Thank you.

Help. Leave a comment card today. I lost the link for you to do that. Our apologies.

Every time I update Wordpress they make a new goddamned version.

New shows on adult swim this week are insane.

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force seems to be going on this odd journey with Carl and this new landlord guy, and the food people are nowhere to be found (they got cocooned I think). Carl is lured by the new neighbors, giving the episode the title “Sirens”. Lots of blood and innuendo.
• Tim and Eric erupts into a complete civil war. Steve Brule does a wine tasting. Full-on classic level of blood and puke. Honestly, WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN?
• I gave up the on the Boondocks a couple weeks ago. It was a very disappointing decision to have to make.
• Squidbillies is inhumane, excessive, all over the place, on fire, genuinely unpredictable, and covered in hair. uh, all to save Rusty from dyslexia I think. Lots of blood and burns.
• That Crook’d ‘Sipp was classically southernly uncool, but it’s a pretty interesting pilot with great art that I missed a while back.

All shows this week contain seriously fucking traumatic injuries. Lot of boobs.

Not the best week but certainly an odd theme. I am getting convinced almost completely that they do coordinate the creation of these shows to the small degree necessary for them to share overarching themes.

Only one update for today, and it’s a video.

So if I lived in my car i would be almost homeless.

This purge will help starve thousands of panic attacks.

I’ll be doing an occasional overview of movies being released on YouTube. You can find the first here, and the rest will eventually be here.

I really, really need to watch Videodrome again before I get myself tortured to death on an electrified clay wall. I’m about ankle deep in videos right now. For reference, I’m two feet past balls deep in drum and bass right now.

I have become completely convinced that YouTube is a fucking William Gibson novel still in progress.