This election is about serious issues. Seriously, it’s so fucking serious that I am letting myself put videos of two different sizes here at the same time. This is atrociously serious.
It’s time to get serious.
Oh, and we can’t forget Bill Clinton’s endorsement of Barack Obama:
In case you haven’t been reminded the past few years (or specifically, since you gave up on everything on November 2, 2004), this little blurb from the kos (by Dan Kurtzman, from his book) is a nice refresher. If you’re like me, you completely shut off the sound or even mention of bullshit lib/con wars years ago when those assholes stole the country again, effectively destroying what I hoped would be the best decade of my life. Anyway:
Liberals believe in clean air, diplomacy, stem cells, living wages, body armor for our troops, government accountability, and that exercising the right to dissent is the highest form of patriotism.Liberals believe in reading actual books, going to war as a last resort, separating church and hate, and doing what Jesus would actually do, instead of lobbying for upper-class tax cuts and fantasizing about the apocalypse.
Liberals believe in civil rights, the right to privacy, and that evolution and global warming aren’t just theories but incontrovertible scientific facts.
Liberals believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment that (1) prohibits another Bush from ever occupying the White House, and (2) prevents George W. Bush from ever becoming baseball commissioner before he does to our national pastime what he did for America.
Liberals believe in rescuing people from flooded streets and rooftops, even if they’re too poor to vote Republican.
Liberals believe that supporting our troops means treating our wounded vets like the heroes they are, and not leaving them to languish in rat-infested military hospitals under the outsourced management of incompetent cronies who think they’re running a Taco Bell franchise.
Liberals believe in pheromones, sex ed, solar panels, voting paper trails, the common good, and that, no matter how fascinating a story it may be, a president should never sit around in a state of total paralysis reading “My Pet Goat” while America is under attack.
And above all, liberals believe that it’s time to come together as a country and put a collective boot in the ass of shameless conservative fearmongers, hate merchants, and scapegoaters who are sucking the freedom out of all our souls.
I felt that was a nice reminder as to why we’re involved so much right now. You are still licensed by law to be enraged at the state of your country. Just as I am licensed by virtue to be enraged at the state of American health care and samaritanism. Like I’ve been saying for a while, this year’s fight is a complete downhill battle. Let’s just be sure to do our fair share and win it, and win it clean to rub it in. Then maybe we can pawn off this cynicism for some idealism and maybe progress.
Most important is that we always keep Fox News on the air to prove our dedication to reason and the First Amendment, in reverse order. Also for comedy.
Ok. we now return to the anti-Hillary stuff.
p.s. lols@mccain sexstravaganza.
I examined a pamphlet book type thing that fell on my head one day in this video.
This is part one of three. Stay tuned for the rest (the video feed on the right or do your youtube thing on it or whatever), which is a detailed discussion of your options when approaching the arena of electronic games in a manner that doesn’t piss off god.
IN FACT see you tomorrow here is part 2 and part 3 (it is arguably worth watching all three).
If you are careful with what you do (especially archives), where you get things, and what you let your computer do:
Virus Status: Safe!
Your computer is free of known threats.22981388328 files scanned, 0 file(s) infected on your disk drives.
No viruses were detected in memory.
Your computer is free of known threats.
You do not need antivirus software, or at least you haven’t for the past two years. Did you have it?
Sarc says 40% of their scans showed a need. I am not convinced.
10% of searches that lead to this site: “judy nails porn.” Before now, this phrase did not exist on this site. This is a real statistic, and is actually precisely 10.6%. Judy Nails is a Guitar Hero character. Come on people.
How did you find this site? How do you read it now (if the answer is livejournal, feel free to shame my by replying there)?
Here’s some of my favorite referencing searches, all real:
An overwhelming number of Xavier: Renegade Angel searches lead to this site, so I will continue to discuss both it and the rest of pffr’s crap, as well as anything I find that is as sharply ludicrous as Wonder Showzen and the like.
It’s good to see that search engines tend to bring people to this site that might actually want to see it.
What is adult swim trying to tell us here?
Scandalous! Edit: no one sees it, which is even better!
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