fiction is lying.

If someone with “coho” (InstinctiveCoho, ArmoredCoho, PersonalCoho, CaravanOfCoho, GloriousCoho, DancingCoho, RipplingCoho, TornCoho, PolygonalCoho, SaltyCoho, SpiritualCoho and PassionateCoho) in their name contacts you on aim, or if you’re just interested in a weird modern internet pseudoprank, look here.

You won’t know a coho when it contacts you.

10% of searches that lead to this site: “judy nails porn.” Before now, this phrase did not exist on this site. This is a real statistic, and is actually precisely 10.6%. Judy Nails is a Guitar Hero character. Come on people.

How did you find this site? How do you read it now (if the answer is livejournal, feel free to shame my by replying there)?

Here’s some of my favorite referencing searches, all real:

• 5.96%: what life doth - Xavier: Angel Renegade.
• 2.65%: what doth life - Xavier: Renegade Angel.
• 1.32%: carl brutananadilewski - wow, who knows how to spell it?
• 1.32%: meatwad does crack - bit of a theme here.
• 0.66%: adult swim ron paul - ha!
• 0.66%: current events of lying in advertisement - on topic!
• 0.66%: explain oink waffle joke - sadface!
• 0.66%: explain xavier renegade angel - two words: hilariousface conundrummer prototard.
• 0.66%: judy nails hot - come on guys.
• 0.66%: reznor ron paul - ha!
• 0.66%: the year rap was rock - very funny.

An overwhelming number of Xavier: Renegade Angel searches lead to this site, so I will continue to discuss both it and the rest of pffr’s crap, as well as anything I find that is as sharply ludicrous as Wonder Showzen and the like.

It’s good to see that search engines tend to bring people to this site that might actually want to see it.

I have begun conversion of the unnamed show holographic historical record into a more modern, list format. All shows will soon be indexed and available from the official The Unnamed Show Archives page forever (or until a long time).

I’ve just begun, so only the first few episodes are listed thus far. Call it a chance to catch up with old times. All shows are still available any time (but in ancient ghettoweb format) from here.

I was testing Semagic when applied to WordPress. Didn’t work. I will miss my Livejournal icons. Maybe I’ll work something out.

The Internet is so much fun tonight. Maybe I’ll stop capitalizing internet. It’s not novel and who gives a shit anyway.

Time to shoot aliens because the Tabula Rasa beta is over soon. I’ve been having a hell of a time with it, but the slowdown after level 10 is really starting to drag on me. I’m too used to how easy warcraft was. This is like Halo, but twisted with Auto Assault…without the cars. I’d link all this shit up but I don’t care.

What a punk entry. Fuck it.

I’ve been out of the loop.

Since before we moved, I’ve let myself fall incredibly behind with technology and the Internet in general. An innocent bystander would probably say that I’d lost my touch with it and grew too old to keep up with my damned self.

So, I’m taking it back. A few weeks ago I found out about the existence of something I’ve been wanting for a very long time. My problem is that Livejournal has become a stereotype I don’t want to influence first impressions for people that are interested in my glut of rambling, content, whatever you call it.

I found out that a plugin existed for WordPress that makes it mirror itself on a Livejournal. Now I am able to have the respectable image of a serious, real website for grown-ups, while also being able to have the community of the Livejournal and maintain my connections and friendships through it.

Welcome to fiction is lying version 0.0.1.0.0.2. Fuck a version number; I didn’t even make the damn thing this time really, because someone came up with a much better tool long ago.

Here’s hoping this can last.