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Watch Me Eat #9: Chocolate Bunny.

Chester — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:24:34 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Watch Me Eat #7: Advent Calendar Christmas Special

Chester — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:51:44 +0000

This should be basically self-explanatory.

Happy whatever.

Watch Me Eat #6 – Thanksgiving Special

Chester — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:31:22 +0000

This should basically be self-explanatory:

Happy whatever.

Voting for Obama in Oregon on Halloween.

Chester — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:46:19 +0000

I fell down the stairs.

I had my ballot double-checked by a clean, sober me. It was right!

Last.fm journaling.

Chester — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:47:55 +0000

I guess I’ll mirror stuff I write on last.fm about songs here:

I’m intrigued by this phenomenon of a metal band here and there that are brutal as shit, yet end up being from some odd place (France? metal?) and have lyrics and themes out of left field (the environment? whales?).

A good example of how these out-of-nowhere combinations work very well is Gojira. It’s French technical death metal about environmental subjects. Flying Whales sounds like an Earth Day festival being torn down by whales with chainguns. You’d never think this stuff would be so epic, until you consider the big picture.

I am talking about the band Gojira and song Flying Whales. I’d let you hear it right now if Mog hadn’t got nerfed to uselessness by being bought by Rhapsody. You could say they got owned for being so shitty. The one use of the site is now ruin’d.

Oh, and I don’t feel like crawling all over the place looking for a flash mp3 player or something right this second. It’s always GIVE IT NOW with you people.

Also I’ve been working too much so I got no patience and that’s why I’m not entertaining you.

New Years, videos, and drinks.

Chester — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:05:19 +0000

May there be many trips to the roof for all this year.

And may all farts be lessened.

No best-ofs this year. No resolutions. No false rebirthing. No bullshit.

Coming Soon: More Shit (CSMS)

Chester — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:08:25 +0000

It’s time consuming to pretend to celebrate christmas. I’ll do this later.

100 YouTube favorites.

Chester — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:56:05 +0000

I imagine most people favorite the crap out of youtube. I don’t. I am oddly picky with what I mark as a favorite, so it took me a good year and a half to get to a hundred.

My 100th favorited video is a seasonally appropriate thing I have seen about 97,000 times because it’s on at work. It’s a damned JCPenney commercial, but holy hell is it well done.

It’s a Cool World after all.

Chester — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:51:32 +0000

Enchanted is so stupid that it had to have been written by the small children slaving away in a behind-the-scenes writer’s sweatshop inside the it’s a small world ride.

Millions of people saw it today. Trillions of brains cells melted.

Please leave your change in the cup.

The problem with the Nintendo Wii is that there are so few decent games that the prices will stay stubbornly high indefinitely, even for used copies.