Saturday, November 24th, 2007
Enchanted is so stupid that it had to have been written by the small children slaving away in a behind-the-scenes writer’s sweatshop inside the it’s a small world ride.
Millions of people saw it today. Trillions of brains cells melted.
Please leave your change in the cup.
The problem with the Nintendo Wii is that there are so few decent games that the prices will stay stubbornly high indefinitely, even for used copies.
Tags: black friday, cool world, disney, enchanted, games, jokes, millions, small world, wii
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Saturday, October 20th, 2007
I’ll be doing an occasional overview of movies being released on YouTube. You can find the first here, and the rest will eventually be here.
I really, really need to watch Videodrome again before I get myself tortured to death on an electrified clay wall. I’m about ankle deep in videos right now. For reference, I’m two feet past balls deep in drum and bass right now.
I have become completely convinced that YouTube is a fucking William Gibson novel still in progress.
Tags: coming soon, movie releases, movies, new movies, synopses, william gibson, youtube
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