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fiction is lying FACT: Searches.

Chester — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:49:39 +0000

10% of searches that lead to this site: “judy nails porn.” Before now, this phrase did not exist on this site. This is a real statistic, and is actually precisely 10.6%. Judy Nails is a Guitar Hero character. Come on people.

How did you find this site? How do you read it now (if the answer is livejournal, feel free to shame my by replying there)?

Here’s some of my favorite referencing searches, all real:

5.96%: what life doth – Xavier: Angel Renegade.
2.65%: what doth life – Xavier: Renegade Angel.
1.32%: carl brutananadilewski – wow, who knows how to spell it?
1.32%: meatwad does crack – bit of a theme here.
0.66%: adult swim ron paul – ha!
0.66%: current events of lying in advertisement – on topic!
0.66%: explain oink waffle joke – sadface!
0.66%: explain xavier renegade angel – two words: hilariousface conundrummer prototard.
0.66%: judy nails hot – come on guys.
0.66%: reznor ron paul – ha!
0.66%: the year rap was rock – very funny.

An overwhelming number of Xavier: Renegade Angel searches lead to this site, so I will continue to discuss both it and the rest of pffr’s crap, as well as anything I find that is as sharply ludicrous as Wonder Showzen and the like.

It’s good to see that search engines tend to bring people to this site that might actually want to see it.

Guitar Hero 3 Proof Orgy.

Chester — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:19:08 +0000

I lost my mind yesterday and made videos of myself playing Guitar Hero 3 to prove I have the most virility of all human beings in the land and slightly beyond:

Also: The Dead Kennedys – Holiday in Cambodia, Scorpions – Rock You Like a Hurricane, Disturbed – Stricken, and Slipknot – Before I Forget so far, and I have a couple miserable failures to upload.

New related crap will be here.

Guitar Hero III Career Score: 3 Majillabillitons.

Chester — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:05:16 +0000

Oh and I broke down and got Guitar Hero III. I cry about it in an emovideo here.

I finished hard in about six hours straight though, failing only on Raining Blood, thus sacrificing my shit to SLAYER

Also it’s awesome, but I really explain it in the emovideo if you care about that kind of game, including some problems (I forgot to mention the almost unnoticeable ads), none of which really involved SLAYER

HATE THE NEW LOADING SCREEN AND THE LEAD SINGER HATE HATE HATE

Otherwise new art is good and all that mess. Some of the character exaggerations are for the best, and others aren’t. There’s surprises and disappointments (oh, my Judy, what did you do with your clothes!), and a hell of a lot of new crap to break your hands playing SLAYER

I cannot wait to stick all five fingers way up deep all gross into expert.