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Pattern Recognition: Generational Culture Shock.

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Once upon a time, rap was a hard-knocks-triumphant honor to have as a career; rap was a portrait of black, urban life overcome in America. Now, rap is winning the lottery and not even tipping your hat at the ghetto. DJ Shadow expressed it precisely with this song that explained the problem with hip hop in ‘96, “It’s the money.” (ALSO: Whatever happened to DJ Shadow? What a loss? I seriously am not sure)

I gave a bit of a rambling speech wondering how the generation currently coming of age will handle having grown up during a dudfucking rut in American culture. I was pretty tired but I think i got the idea out of my mouth (and subsequently the head for the night).

That’s the thought for today? How brainwashed was I by Mister Rogers? Anyway, I found out today that a huge reference I have made a few times was a reference to something that didn’t exist, so I responded to myself. Embarrassment aside, I’m trying to set myself straight today.

TIP: There’s a hole in my Mario Pants? TRAGEDY; AM I RIGHT? Yes.

We’ve gotten to the point where even people with shitty taste are tired of how crappy mass media has gotten this last decade. I also forgot to mention how I am seeing 2009 as being the beginning of a new era for a culture-starved and corporate-ruined country. Guess why.

News flash: Britney Spears is no Madonna.

(p.s. thank fucking god for wordpress’s autosave, but i lost all my tags)

(P.P.S. I don’t really like the band Priestess. Better make a Priestess tag just for safe keeping)

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Guitar Hero III Career Score: 3 Majillabillitons.

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Oh and I broke down and got Guitar Hero III. I cry about it in an emovideo here.

I finished hard in about six hours straight though, failing only on Raining Blood, thus sacrificing my shit to SLAYER

Also it’s awesome, but I really explain it in the emovideo if you care about that kind of game, including some problems (I forgot to mention the almost unnoticeable ads), none of which really involved SLAYER

HATE THE NEW LOADING SCREEN AND THE LEAD SINGER HATE HATE HATE

Otherwise new art is good and all that mess. Some of the character exaggerations are for the best, and others aren’t. There’s surprises and disappointments (oh, my Judy, what did you do with your clothes!), and a hell of a lot of new crap to break your hands playing SLAYER

I cannot wait to stick all five fingers way up deep all gross into expert.

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The Internet Effect: Trent Reznor namedrops oink.

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Here is a thing about Saul Williams and Trent Reznor teaming up to make crazy shit.

Trent Reznor says he had an oink account. He also says he spent over $5000 on the Radiohead album (In Rainbows), and mentions his intentions to release an album the same way.

He utters zero bullshit in relation to the crazy horrors hidden behind oink’s fabled ewalls.

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Ripoff Report…and porn.

Monday, October 29th, 2007

I often talk about how there are more people out there that are not happy consumers than is obvious. I am interested in the horrible things companies do to people because I want to see how far it will go before something fundamental changes or someone gets shot in the face.

This website seems to help. It’s a consumer advocacy site, with many rumors about it afloat, called Ripoff Report and anyone can submit (and any company can refute) reports of low-level fraud, corporate horseshit, etc.

No report is ever removed. No company has ever successfully sued the site. No one writing this article checked any facts in reference to this (possibly a future project to be undertaken at a later, more verbose, date).

It’s…girthful. People are pissed.

Oh and this website has all kinds of porn you’d probably recognize, viewable much like youtube.

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Bacon and how it’s (corn)fed to you.

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Dear real world,

You don’t understand. If you think there won’t be (or already isn’t) another site within a week, you don’t understand. All that has been removed from the situation is a single website that connects people. They don’t even know each other. The internet itself is the enemy here. It’s too big to be controlled, and is demanding you rethink the way you do many things. For example, I’ve become a bit of a skeptic, thanks in part to the internet. To further this example, let’s examine the situation skeptically.

DJ Rupture’s sensible take on it.

The current entertainment industry is angry. It’s mad that you damned kids outran it. It’s mad that it can’t control you anymore. It’s mad that the pocket padding (which has not even remotely slowed) doesn’t appear as threatened as it prefers. It’s mad that the enemy isn’t so easy to bully as the damned kids.

A Cleveland Police spokesman said: “This extremely lucrative and creative scheme consisted of a private file-sharing website being set up. Membership was by invitation only.”

Anyone that calls something torrent-related a scheme, and suggests that profit is involved, has no idea what they’re saying. Calling it a “pre-release” site is false propaganda as well. Even respectable news sources are regurgitating the same horseshit. Why lie about it if the law has been so blatantly violated?

“…was central to the illegal distribution of pre-release music online. This was not a case of friends sharing music for pleasure. This was a worldwide network that got hold of music they did not own the rights to and posted it online.”

What’s the difference in 2007? If you think that question is a joke, you’ve missed most of my point so far.

Almost every major news article I can find inaccurately describes not only the significance and frequency of early releases, but also the invitation structure, and often even the concepts behind how torrents work. They want everyone to think it was a profitable scheme; it wasn’t. They want everyone to think it was a malicious cult; it wasn’t. In other words, in brief, don’t believe what you’re hearing.

The law is the law…however, it still has yet to be broken. I’d explain this, but if you don’t believe me, you aren’t to be convinced anyway.
They used to have these things in the world called revolutions. A huge mob of people would get together with farm tools and take back their land. These damned kids don’t feel entitled; they just know the system is outdated bullshit. And now, all they’ve lost is a significant number of .torrent files. That’s all. They could literally turn around right this second and put the data on another torrent site, and when that site is down tomorrow, another will replace it, ad infinitum.

I like to call this the internet effect.

Please stop comparing this to Napster! Terrorism! Juxtaposition! Just want that in there for searches. And please, everyone, be a little more responsible and do some fucking reading before you lump another piece of shit on the media monolith. Keep sharing and thank you for listening. (even more links!)

It is improper to use “you” to address an audience.

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The Internet Effect: Politics gets backhanded.

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

If you missed it, I suggest you immediate go and spend as much time as possible watching the newbtube debates. The internet seems to have made the ridiculousness of the piece of shit movie Man of the Year almost come true. YouTube users asking questions the candidates don’t ever hear before they see their video? Hot shit.

 

The Democrats got their asses handed to them, and some handled it well while others flopped. Republicans are up next, and I can’t wait to watch them get completely destroyed by honest questions from a smart, young, and pissed off audience.Then after that, maybe someone I want to elect will be on. This is an appropriate place to mention that I am employed full-time, have no health insurance, and haven’t seen a doctor or dentist in over five years. Makes getting an inhaler (for asthma duh) a little difficult.

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