Notes for November 5, 2008: History Addendum.
Thursday, November 6th, 2008Now that over a year of tense bullshit is over, here are some things to consider:
- The White House was built in part by slaves.
- The state that hosted the capitol of the Confederate States of America voted for a black man with a moving margin.
- There are now no Republicans in the House of Representatives further northeast of West Virginia.
- Abraham Lincoln’s Republican party’s destruction has come full circle. The opposing party has ironically claimed much of the initial Republican platform.
- Fox News now officially represents an ever-shrinking anachronistic minority.
- More than 10% of the United States have decriminalized marijuana.
- South Park declares the entire election a conspiracy to steal the Hope Diamond.
- There have not been young children residents in the White House for over 40 years (and probably no puppies). There have never been children residents of visible African descent.
- The world approved of a major American decision.
- A black man will be king of the world, and yet all the white wimmin are not in danger.
Now to just stop this embarrassingly horrifying gay rights repealing across the board and we are on the right track to the right track.
