fiction is lying songs hours – Episode 002.

July 21st, 2009

It’s been about ten months, but I made another radio-type show for your songs-hearing enjoymentification. It’s about an hour, so perfect for that walk to work or that walk workout or that walk at work.

The last show was last year, so it’s been a long time coming, and as such briefly discussed is the uneventfulness of this year.

Download this show here.

I’d include a player here, but I can’t seem to find any on hand that aren’t complete pieces of shit that lack volume control. You can stream this if you’re subscribed to this site in the google reader, though.

This show was brought to you by beer. Thanks for listening and all that bullshit.

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Watch Me Eat #12 – Big Mac.

July 16th, 2009

This should basically be self-explanatory.

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untitled.

July 14th, 2009

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Watch Me Eat #11: Polish Sausage, Sauerkraut.

July 2nd, 2009

This should be basically self-explanatory.

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Watch Me Eat #10: Beefaroni.

June 3rd, 2009

This should basically be self-explanatory.

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Oregon Daytripping.

April 27th, 2009

dredmoss

More to come.

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Watch Me Eat #9: Chocolate Bunny.

April 12th, 2009

This should be basically self-explanatory.

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Watch Me Eat #8: Le Croissant.

April 5th, 2009

This should basically be self-explanatory.

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The Realistic Color Organ.

April 3rd, 2009

I have a box that does a special thing when you talk to it.

It’s powered by magic.

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I knew the Argentinian pipesman would come up again.

February 22nd, 2009

This dude has been found by the aggregation websites. The more retarded among them think this man makes fetish videos. This is not devotion to a fetish, but to serious comedy:


Suppose for one second that he was actually making these videos for fetish purposes; do you know of any porn stars that work that much? Know anyone that smokes that much? He hasn’t even been a youtube member for one year. That means he’s making 20 or more videos per day. To suffer the annoyances of youtube through even 100 videos shows dedication; to have created thousands of videos is on the level of something that happens only in William Gibson novels.

He subscribed to my youtube channel a few months ago. His videos are endless and hilarious and mysterious. I didn’t say anything until now because I thought it was a weird dream I had.

He’s one of today’s most viewed comedians on the site now.

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On a mental fucking vacation.

January 9th, 2009

Obligatory hyperfrequent hiatus notice.

HERE IS A MAN

Be back when I care. Making videos in the meantime, and be sure to check me out on twitter.

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